It is painfully obvious I do not own these beautiful pictures.
If you reboob CHECK AND SEE IF IT CUTS OFF IF IT DOES MAKE IT A TEXT POST!
It is painfully obvious I do not own these beautiful pictures.
If you reboob CHECK AND SEE IF IT CUTS OFF IF IT DOES MAKE IT A TEXT POST!
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I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise
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wh
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“
From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of ourselves as the hero of our own story, and we all (whether we admit it or not) think we’re heroes for just getting through our day.
So it’s very frustrating, and I mean frustrating to the point of violence, when we don’t get what we’re owed. A contract has been broken. These women, by exercising their own choices, are denying it to us. It’s why every Nice Guy is shocked to find that buying gifts for a girl and doing her favors won’t win him sex. It’s why we go to “slut” and “whore” as our default insults — we’re not mad that women enjoy sex. We’re mad that women are distributing to other people the sex that they owed us.
Yes, the women in these stories are being portrayed as wonderful and beautiful and perfect. But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.
” —David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via chirart)
That last line is right on the money.
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(Source: cracked.com, via felixfirecrotchwalken)
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last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep
jokes on him i went outside with boots on from a giant chicken costume and made massive footprints in the dirt outside his window and those doors i can’t wait for him to see it
he’s been crying for like an hour now and my dad thinks he’s nuts this is what you get fucker
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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