June 2012
MASTER POST THEN!
andrewhussiesbosom:
It is painfully obvious I do not own these beautiful pictures.
If you reboob CHECK AND SEE IF IT CUTS OFF IF IT DOES MAKE IT A TEXT POST!
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askt3rezi:
“From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...”
– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women (via chirart)
That last line is right on the money.
(via thingsthatscareme)
circlebutt:
circlebutt:
last night my brother thought it would be really funny to wake me up and tell me he heard someone tapping on the glass of the basement windows and doors so that i was too scared to fall asleep
jokes on him i went outside with boots on from a giant chicken costume and made massive footprints in the dirt outside his window and those doors i can’t wait for him to see...
terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Watch
whenever someone says "friend zone" i just picture...
hairandglasses:
onedirectionstraighttohell:
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
tf2crazy:
absolute-funniest-posts:
petewentzemolobster:
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
sage-of-hope:
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
feferi-peixes:
maybe she’s born with it…
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toppyhat:
toppyhat:
toppyhat:
toppyhat:
Oh my God, the icecream man is here, but the song sounds off, it sounds like some sort of demonic tune.
OH MY GOD, HE JUST WENT BY THE STREET REALLY FAST, AND I WANTED ICECREAM.
NOW THERE ARE POLICE CARS GOING UP AND DOWN THE STREET, OH MY GOD, SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Update: Ice cream Man was supposedly a drug dealer, says my Aunt. The...
hamaon:
Artist: ゆみや Fun fact: …This doujin exists. You can help this page by expanding it.
OH MY GOD
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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julieruin:
Rap…Soul…Electronica…Alternative. Long ago, the four genres lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Electronic genre attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four genres, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a rapper named Kanye. And although his wordbending skills...
whatthefunniest:
tomhiddledong:
innercheeseburger:
tomhiddledong:
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the acceptable
shaving23spiders:
boozledorf:
yufeelme:
don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music
I sense a contradiction in terms.
“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.
Hey dude you dropped your fedora
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE PATHETIC DUDES...
stfuconfederates:
dreams-from-my-father:
Your opinion/approval was never needed!!
Your opinion/approval is never needed!!
Your opinion/approval will never be needed!!
So what about you take your patriarchal heads out of your dumb fucking asses and shut the fuck up!! What we do with our bodies, sexuality, appearance and lives is none of your fucking business, SO BACK THE FUCK OFF AND...
vulturer: